@noahtheduke posted:
Me: why is the menu all Italian words? I thought it was Mediterranean. … i guess Italy is surrounded on all sides by the Mediterranean Sea… “I’m getting Mediterranean tonight, ordering some papa John’s.”
@noahtheduke posted:
Me: we’ll also get the Oyster Mushrooms dish
Server: great choice
…
Server: here’s your oyster mushrooms *leaves*
Me: where are the oysters?
May: …are you serious? That’s just their name.
Me: i hope whoever named them oyster mushrooms gets hit by a car.
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